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Has anybody heard the boy ice fishing joke?
A kid was ice fishing, cut his hole in the ice and didn't have much luck. But there was a guy across the way who was hauling in a bounty of fish, just one after another. So the kid went over to the guy and said, " What are you doing to get all of these fish? I'm just a few feet away from you, and i'm not catching anything." The guy answered in a muffled voice, " Ee yer erms orm." And the kid didn't understand. And the guy tried to speak again, Ee yer erms orm." The kid still couldn't understand him, so the guy said, spitting off to the side " spfffff.... I said.... keep your worms warm!"
*** It's a clean joke for all the kids who might be reading this ***
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A drunk decides to go ice fishing.. JOKE?
A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the centre of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of a sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky and say, ?You will find no fish under that ice.?
The drunk looks around, but sees no one so he starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, ?As I said before, there are no fish under the ice.?
The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can?t see a single soul, so he picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish. Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. ?I have warned you three times, now. There are no fish!?
The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice, ?How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me??
?No,? the voice replies. ?I am the manager of the ice rink.?
lol.. @ i rock.. most people copy jokes... u really think all the jokes here are made up by the posters?.. haha
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